Superman Wears Jack Baur Underpants
Yup, another season of my favorite show on TV has
started! 24!!!!! Bleep bloop 
bleep
bloop. It is one hour out of the week
that I block off completely. And this
year I’ve recruited a new fanatic Brendan Reser into the 24 obsessed fan club. For all those who haven’t seen the show I’ll
give you a quick recap of what the first 4 hours were… 1. Jack is negotiated
out of a Chinese prison where he’s been held captive for two years and tortured
for information. Jack never spoke a
word. 2. Jack finds out after getting off the plane from that he was freed so that he could come
back to the to
sacrifice his life to a terrorist for information to stop a different terrorist
from attacking the 3. Jack finds out that the real terrorist that is going to attack is the
one they gave him to so he bites off some guys neck while tied to a chair to
escape. 4. Jack then kidnaps the other terrorist who
turns out to be on the good guys side to save him from a missile attack that
blew up his friends and his home. 5.
Jack then locates a suicide bomber on a commuter train in L.A. and kicks the dude out the back window
of the train as he pushes the detonator button blowing himself up on an empty
track. 6. Jack is forced to kill one of his best
friends (by shooting him in the
throat) who attempts to kill one of his leads
to the true terrorists. 7. After killing his friend to save the lead,
the terrorists end up setting off a suitcase nuke in
downtown L.A. killing thousands of innocent
people. 8. The last seen is Jack lying on the ground in
his own vomit after shooting his friend watching a mushroom cloud rise into the
sky in the distance thinking that he just killed his friend for absolutely
nothing…. The key point to all this…
WATCH THE DAMN SHOW! And if you need
rescue, call Jack Bauer, not Superman!
