That guy in movies…
So… everyone watches those funny movies like Meet the Parents and
watches as the character constantly fucks up throughout the whole movie
and makes an ass out of himself even though he is a good person and his
heart is in the right place. And everyone in the audience is thinking,
"wow, that’s crazy!.. thank God that kind of bad luck doesn’t happen to
anyone in real life, but boy is it funny" WRONG. That kinda shit
actually does happen in real life - to ME! For instance, last night I
was hanging out with a girl that I’m interested in watching the sox
game and boozin’ it up with my "friend" the captain as is expected when
you watch a sporting event. Well… I woke up this morning in my bed
alone with no pants on… don’t know how that happened with my computer
blaring… Now, at this point you go into panic mode. "what happened,
what time is it, where is the cute girl?, and most importantly why am I
lying here with just a t-shirt on!?" Then you start to piece things
together… usually I just look at my camera to see some pictures from
the night to put things into perspective but I know I wouldn’t have
taken pictures, and it was still in its dock. So… time to check the
phone… ok.. I see a message about the cute girl leaving to take care
of some friends.. CONFUSION SETS IN. Was that just a cover up to get
out of this drunk guys apartment or did she really have some friends to
take care of? Also.. were my pants off at the point she left!? So at
that point I can pretty much verify that I’m an ass. Still trying to
piece the night together… I notice that Road Trip
is in my dvd player… ok, good, atleast I managed to put in a movie
after the game ( I don’t remember the 9th inning). So things are
looking ok… maybe she left and I said "good night" and everything was
ok. NOPE I get a phone call from her saying how astonished she was at
how much I drank and that I was passed out asleep when she left. WAY TO
GO JON. Yup, I’m that guy in movies who just keeps on managing to f up
and make an ass out of himself. I seem to be a constant source of
amusement to everyone around me, so at least I have that going for me.
I make people smile. And the crazy part of it is that I don’t even
usually drink… but now this girl thinks I’m an alcaholic! GREAT!…
ok, time to redeem myself and take her out to dinner tonight and show
her a good time… although, I’m sure I’m going to run over a puppy or
something on the way to the restaurant! Geeze…..
